Catch Up TV review: Torvill & Dean, The Great Christmas Bake Off, The Crystal Maze
Ivan Radford | On 27, Dec 2018Reading time: 3 mins
Torvill & Dean (ITV Hub)
With ITV’s Dancing on Ice back in January, and with I, Tonya making a splash recently, it’s no surprise that ITV should commission its own ice skating drama for Christmas. And so we have the life story of Torvill & Dean, the iconic king and queen of the ice, who dominated the sport (and all the awards available) back in the 1980s.
The Crystal Maze Celebrity Christmas Special 2018 (All 4)
With the BBC throwing Christmas outings of Mrs. Brown’s Boys, Call the Midwife and Michael McIntyre’s Big Show at the telly this year, you could easily forget who’s the real king of the festive special. That’s Channel 4, which through sheer smart programming alone knows which formats to poach, which programmes to reboot and which ones are tailor-made for some star-studded one-off episodes. The Crystal Maze is a perfect example, as Richard Ayoade joyfully leads a group of celebrities through the puzzle-filled maze, for them to “compete in games they don’t understand in an atmosphere of escalating passive aggression”. What could be more Christmassy?
Ayoade, of course, provides most of the passive aggression, and his delicious acerbic host remains a delight, as he announces his contestant line-up – Christopher Biggins, Deborah Meaden, Jamie Laing, Frankie Bridge and Chris Kamara – before reminding us that we’re all collectively responsible for making them “celebrities”. But as the team fares surprisingly well in the maze, he’s clearly quite pleases to have a competent bunch, and enjoys sparring with the deadpan Kamara, quizzing the biscuit heir Laing, and treating Christopher Biggins with something between mockery and undying respect. Biggins, ever the panto luvvie, joins in with a plummy pretention that’s either an act or endearingly true. “Look,” says Ayoade. “Yes, I’m looking,” comes the overly serious reply. The addition of red-and-green decorated challenges, and little Santa hats on the crystals is the icing on the fruit cake.
The Great Christmas Bake Off 2018 (All 4)
Channel 4’s incarnation of The Great British Bake Off remains just familiar enough to be reassuring and just fresh enough to be surprising – and this year’s festive special is a perfect reminder of both, as it opens with unexpected Snowman-themed intro that matches the surreal silliness of Noel Fielding and Sandi Toksvig, before bringing back old ghosts from seasons past to compete in a mini-Christmas contest.
They are, to be precise, Liam and Flo from 2017 and Jane and Andrew from 2016. Each wearing suitably colourful jumpers, they are challenged to make 12 Days-themed biscuits, six laufabraud (“leaf bread” from Iceland), and surprise Christmas present cake with a hidden design in the middle.
It’s the latter that prove the most stunning, as everything from trees to penguin appear inside the showstopper cakes – a genuinely impressive sight that’s offset by the drama of some dropped dough and some delicate icing gone wrong. But the highlight is without a doubt a bizarre recipe from Flo that contains Stilton. And Roquefort. And, erm, an entire bottle of mulled wine. Grab your own, get lightly sozzled, and enjoy the chance to see Liam back on our screens – his excellent solo series, Liam Bakes, is also on All 4.