Spoiler Alert: Everyone Is Dead Now (a Game of Thrones song)
James R | On 12, Apr 2015
Warning: Spoilers.
With Game of Thrones Season 5 returning on Monday 13th April, the question on everyone’s lips is who’s going to get it next?
After the Red Wedding in Season 3 and the Purple Wedding in Season 4, we’re starting to realise that George R.R. Martin doesn’t just kill people off – he seems to enjoy doing it. With so many bodies stacked up in the corridors leading to the Iron Throne room, though, you could easily lose track of who’s been bumped off and who hasn’t. So we’ve come up with a handy way to help you remember: we’ve condensed all the trauma, the heartache and the pain of the last four seasons into a catchy, two-minute song.
Who’s shuffled off their mortal coil? Who’s gone to meet their makers? Who’s an ex-Westerosi? The answer, it turns out, is actually quite simple:
Season 5 starts at 9pm on Monday 13th April on Sky Atlantic. Read our spoiler-free review of Episode 1 – and for how to watch Game of Thrones online legally without Sky, click here.