VOD film review: Fifty Shades Darker
Mark Harrison | On 09, Nov 2017
Director: James Foley
Cast: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson, Bella Heathcote, Kim Basinger
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Early on in Fifty Shades Darker, Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) and Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) resolve the cliffhanger of the first film by annulling the terms of their previous BDSM contract and attempting to have what Christian calls a “vanilla relationship”. The film almost reviews itself on these terms, but the pageant of blandness that follows in this sequel is vanilla deluxe. Other shades are unavailable, but we get to watch this one dry for two hours.
The movie adapts author/producer E.L. James’ second novel faithfully, which is unsurprising given the changing of the guard behind the scenes. On the first film, director Sam Taylor-Johnson and screenwriter Kelly Marcel had creative differences with James, as they wrestled her popular erotic romance into something filmable, and even cinematic. But both of them have moved on, and the script for this one was written by James’ husband, Niall Leonard.
The new director, James Foley, previously made Glengarry Glen Ross, a sexier film than this turns out to be. The first of two sequels shot back to back, Fifty Shades Darker is an incoherent collection of increasingly ludicrous set pieces, revolving around a superficial central romance. In our review of the first film, Clarisse Loughrey covered the problematic representation of the dominant-submissive relationship in these films much better than this writer ever could, and you can take it as read that going back to the source material hasn’t done the screen versions of Ana and Christian any good.
The story of their reconciliation (such as it is) takes in Christian’s mysterious past, a masked ball and some more surprisingly chaste sexual shenanigans or “kinky f***ery”, as it is termed at one point. As before, Johnson is game for everything, throwing herself into the role, while her dour co-star Dornan doesn’t even take off his trousers when they’re in the shower together. Both stars are significantly worse here than they were in part one, but Johnson continues to be approximately five times better than Dornan, who constantly looks on the verge of remembering he’s supposed to be somewhere else.
What James’ second instalment does by way of rehabilitation is attempt to make Christian look like a teddy bear, by bringing in a host of unhinged supporting characters. Bella Heathcote’s mad ex, Leila, lunges at Ana out of the darkness like she’s Samara from The Ring. Eric Johnson’s lechy boss, Jack Hyde, is an obviously named creep who makes pitiful, ambiguous appearances as a potential Big Bad.
And, worst of all, Kim Basinger is utterly wasted as Elena, the predatory older woman who vamps in and out of a few too short scenes. Marcia Gay Harden has barely anything to do as Christian’s adoptive mother either, but she’s good doing it. The same can’t be said for Rita Ora, who continues to stake an impressive claim as the worst actor in this franchise as Mia Grey.
Episodic and incoherent, the sequel is a soap opera at its worst. (No offence to soaps – even Emmerdale gets hotter under the collar than this glossy BDSM hotch-potch, and frequently has better stunts than the single, absurdly rushed action sequence we get in the third act.) This is melodrama without the emotional range required to get anyone invested in its relatively tame twists and turns.
The stark absence of any cinematic quality this time around only demonstrates that while James is probably very happy with this reverent adaptation, Universal should have fought tooth and nail to get the original director and screenwriter back to salvage these sequels too.
As it stands, the nonsensically titled Fifty Shades Freed arrives in cinemas for Valentine’s Day 2018, when this protracted, commercialised Beauty & The Beast story will finally come to a close. Will Ana and Christian be happy? Can his dark past be forgotten? And why does he have that framed poster for The Chronicles Of Riddick in his bedroom? The latter is the only mystery that you’ll want to see more of.
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