VOD film review: The Crazies
Ivan Radford | On 08, May 2014
Director: Breck Eisner
Cast: Timothy Olyphant
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You’ve got to feel sorry for Timothy Olyphant. If his evil plans aren’t being thwarted by Bruce Willis, he’s a mass-produced hitman with a barcode and no personality. When he finally gets the chance to play a human lead – a good guy, no less – his town gets wiped out by a crazy virus. Literally, it makes people go crazy. Then kill people. The Crazies like killing people. And director Breck Eisner likes showing it.
Welcome to Marsh Ogden, the happiest town in America. That is, until the residents take a turn for the funny, laughing uncontrollably, staring blankly at nothing and burning down their own houses. Sheriff David Dutton (Olyphant) thinks he knows what’s causing it, but when the Mayor refuses to cut off the town’s water supply, the population are pretty screwed.
A military move to contain the infection doesn’t really help. Although it does ramp up the tension. And it also gives us that rare thing; a valid reason for no-one getting a mobile phone reception.
That’s about as intelligent as this remake of George A Romero’s original gets. It’s a by-the-numbers update: blood gets spattered; shotguns get wielded; there’s even a bit in a supermarket. It’s all been done before but it’s done here well, with Eisner earning several solid shocks and jumps.
Swapping Romero’s social themes for a modern shoot-fest, The Crazies soon opts for gung-ho Army hunts over claustrophobic tension. But as the second half loses some of the initial eerie edge, the Sheriff’s fight for survival continues to entertain.
The cast helps a lot with that. Timothy Olyphant has a good screen presence and his slightly off-the-wall deputy sits neatly alongside him. The zombies may not have the best make-up job ever, but give Timmy a gun and he definitely looks the part. Here’s hoping he gets even more of them in the future.