Sick of people giving you weird looks for doing chicken dances on your own? Need an excuse to cover yourself in blue paint? Then why not host an Arrested Development party this Bank Holiday Monday?
Here are seven simple things you need to hold your very own Bluth family reunion:
Make sure you drink it all – vodka goes bad once it’s been opened.
Now you’re in the company of like-minded people, you don’t have to be ashamed of being a Never Nude. There are dozens of us. Dozens!
Make sure it’s one that washes off – as Tobias himself explained in our David Cross interview, it can be tricky to get off…
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There’s always money in the banana stand. Why not use our frozen banana recipe to make your own and sell them at $10 a pop? (We’re hear to tell you how to hold a party – not be popular.)
Given the show is only available on Netflix, it might be a good idea to sign up.
The other stuff’s all well and good, but once you’ve drunk all the vodka and driven everyone else away with your extortionate frozen banana pricing strategy, you’ll need someone to talk to about the new series – our reviews of the new episodes will be up later today, so let us know what you think.